Hello, my name is Ian and I am a very very smart person who studies for like, ONE subject and then I get a WHOLE STRING OF A’s! Clap for me now, would you? When I was younger, I thought i was COOL, so i tried to fly. I was also (okay, fine, I still am) very much in love with the Transformers series. I loooooved the new Transformers movie that just came out and NO, not just because there was a very hot girl named Megan Fox with a to-die-for body starring in it.
I am an older brother with a NIICE little younger sister who by the way, thinks
Transformers sucks. And yes, she is VERY normal. More normal than the average person, you might say. Sometimes I wish I was an only child because my (wonderful) younger sister is very loud and at times, I think my eardrums may burst when she screams at me. But then again, that is MY OWN FAULT because I am very annoying and I like to poke her face. ALOT.
I do, however, love her very much because although I am the most irritating brother on the planet, she is still my sister and nothing can ever ever EVER beat sibling love. Apart from parental love, of course! I have two parents. One mother who adores me wholeheartedly and a father who is of the same calibre. They have done everything in their power to raise me to become a good human being (and brother!). If I have failed miserably in both categories, YOU have absolutely NO right to tell me. Unless of course you are my very close friend and you insult me 24 hours a day.
I have never in my life had to struggle financially.
I do, however, find it very difficult to NOT spend money and should you be a kind soul and give me say, RM 50, it would be gone on stupid things
like MAMAK food.
According to my sister, this is a huge waste of money because RM50 can get you nicer things in life. SHOES FROM VINCCI! for example, cough cough.
I am a busdriver in training, and I am a very GOOD busdriver! yes.
No, I do not sleep all day and NO, i am absolutely NOT skinny because I am too lazy to wake up and eat my disgusting hostel’s food.
My sister is NOT jealous of the fact that I am a skinny twat that eats what I want, whenever I want.
BTW, have I told you that I’m coool?
Oh, yes I am, very, infact! I also like to poke people and I randomly bring hot girls into my house who borrow my
sister’s hair scrunchies. She very conveniently does NOT get them back! (this is where my sister ROARS) I am a very messy person. Both my room and my head are a huge mess.
I never make my bed because there is no need to.
I sleep on it 3 quarters of the day, so why bother?
Somebody(me) is eventually going to mess it up in the end.
Making it neat and tidy is a waste of my (unused) energy.
I leave my laptop on 24 hours a day especially when I’m at home and NOT
on that stupid island that I’m forced to stay on.
The fact that I am using more electricity than needed and contributing to the
earth’s pollution does not bother me one single bit. Yes, I AM COOL.
That said, I am not unhygienic!
Contrary to popular belief, I shower every day AND i also brush my teeth! I let my AMAZING sister sit on my bed
whenever she wants. No, I should not chase her out of my room.
But I do, ALOT.
And usually for some lame made-up excuse. Like I need to shower or something equally retarded. Everyone knows I don’t shower. I just use lots of deodorant. Oh oops did I let that slip out? Okay I’m kidding. LALALA. I take showers everyday and YOU, dear reader, know it. Even though I am excessively stinky and I used to take 30 second showers when I was a little unknowing kid. Yes.
I love to read. Once a month, I borrow an extremely thick novel that I almost never get to finish becaue i have the attention span of my sister, which is like the attention span of a sparrow. I am a happy torrenter and I download useless things like My Name Is Earl. However, I also download Heroes and I DON’T THINK Hayden Panettiere is hot. Even though she very much IS.
I am a huge softie and I am VERY emotional. I cry when caterpillars die. Okay fine I don’t.
Truth is, I have no emotions and when caterpillars die, I laugh my head off.
One thing I do NOT love is friendly relationships with people who are above me. I think principals are an utter waste of time and that schools dont need principals. I am so logical, aren’t I? 
I am the kind of person who does not study at ALL. and i mean that. I have the intelligence of Albert Einstein and my sister can vouch for that. I can count up to 10! with my toes.
I am very blur when I wake up in the morning. And if you want me to do something when I first wake up, you either have to call me repeatedly or poke me until I get so annoyed that I get up just to chase you away from my bed. Doing the latter is not advisable because this makes me very grumpy. When I am grumpy, not even Coke can cure my mood.
That reminds me, I am a COKE ADDICT. I drink Coke at night, in the morning, whenever I can. I have a COKE COLLECTION! Aren’t you impressed? I have Cokes from Japan, Thailand, Malaysia… who knows where else? I know it is an utterly useless addiction and that Coke is just lots of sugar mixed with water and gas. But I love getting gas up my nose and farting alot, so my addiction to Coke will NOT be cured.
My face is not symmetrical. Should you cut it in half, you would think one half belongs to another person. My face is like really smooth ( i wish! ) and if I dye my hair blonde, I could very well be mistaken for a lala Japanese immigrant even though I cannot speak one word of Japanese. Except maybe for Aishiteru, if that’s how you spell it.
I hate taking photos. Photos I take are usually retarded, retarded, or retarded. I shave my head regularly and when I do so, my sister laughs. On the inside of course. But truthfully, I look very VERY cute when I shave my head.
I have had many ambitions and right now, the one I am fulfilling is to be a busdriver. I am currently in training. The buses I (fly) are big and expensive and my uniform is white. I look very MACHO when I wear my uniform so yes, you should be swooning right about now. I can swim, but I hardly swim. Not because I’m too lazy although that is debatable, i don’t swim because I am too skinny for swimming gear, and should you find a Speedo that fits me to a T, please buy it for me and I will be indebted to you. YOU WISH!
I am a happy person. I am exactly like a penguin, with no feelings for others except maybe this one very pretty girl.
okay that above statement isnt true. I AM a happy person but my feelings are for everyone, not just for pretty girl(s).
Hello, my name is Ian and the past half an hour has been spent typing a very useless but informative post about ME, ME, and ONLY ME. and yes, this post was written by ME, IAN HOOI! I wrote this because I was very bored. Oh and by the way have I mentioned that my sister is COOL?
PS:
To whom it may concern;
This post is NOT TO BE DELETED. NOT TO BE DELETED. NOT TO BE DELETED!
Thank you.
Either UK or Australia. Going or gone wtf la. Malaysia like, no meaning to you all is it?! Screw your futures, overseas education and culture immersion does nothing for the mind except corrupt it! Sound career options and good pay are of secondary importance, your family, your friends and your home are right here in this hellhole of a country. COME BACK LA….. KL is so damn empty, lucky I came back while everyones around. Soon everyones gonna be gone, I’m gonna be stuck here in my budget airline. Haha. How la that time. I gotta make new friends. Leceh sial.
